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August 9, 2004
Meaty Orc Cankles
I'm tired of having meaty orc cankles. I really am. I mean, at one time in
my life I had real ankles, and feet that fit into my shoes without puffing
out around them instantaneously. Of course, that was the same point in time
when I could walk 50 feet without sounding like a bellows and I could ride a
bicycle without my backside bruising from having all my weight on that
little bike seat.
I can't wait to have actual ankles again.
I can't decide if it's amusing or pathetic that the sum total of my life's
ambitions right now is given in that sentence. *snerk*
Paperwork turned in to insurance company: 07/30/04
Total number of days I've held my breath: 10
Total number of business days I've held my breath: 6
I'm turning blue. I have meaty orc cankles. I hope they decide soon.
Posted by Lys on August 9, 2004 1:58 PM
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